gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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