The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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