There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
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