We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
How external is "for external use only"?
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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