Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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