But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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