Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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