What a fucking waste of an outfit
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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