Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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