Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
My first STD was from a foam party
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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