I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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