He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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