Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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