Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
it's like iHOP with fire
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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