I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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