have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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