At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
People in love make me want to vomit
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Did I show you my penis last night?
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
Randomize