I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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