Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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