I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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