He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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