I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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