Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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