definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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