We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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