there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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