just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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