I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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