Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I just made out with a guy for $7.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
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