just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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