you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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