What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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