One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
