Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
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