i can't believe i had my finger in that
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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