dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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