? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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