Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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