Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I forgot how hot balto sounded
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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