Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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