Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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