: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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