My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Randomize
