laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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