This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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