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(818): View more from California

we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....

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(440): View more from Ohio

It looked like if robin williams had a vagina

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...

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told you he was gay.

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(314): View more from Missouri

Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

it was like getting a handjob from robocop

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.

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(805): View more from California

I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...

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Are you high right now?

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HOW DID YOU KNOW!

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