How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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