She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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