Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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