Ambien. No doubt about it.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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