I heard we made out
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
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