so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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