He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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